MRS

sebastiandebeste:

*hears a single word from a foreign language that i know* Wow. haha not to toot my own horn or anything but did you guys know that you are in the presence of a sophisticated linguist

narcissasmalfoy:

just thought i’d share with you guys how pretty my cat is 🐱

30.09.14 /  74 notes

billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

list of insults to call people

rnaryjune:

  • unnecessary stock footage
  • scenery-chewer
  • overdone plot trope
  • missed cue
  • second-rate prop
  • over the top transition
  • obvious dubbed over line
  • awkward silence
  • adam sandler
  • last ditch attempt to win an oscar
  • completely illogical motivation
  • half-finished cgi that somehow still managed to make it into the final cut
29.09.14 /  1,178 notes

toasternudel:

logging on to tumblr on november 1stimage

thefreckledavantgardegoober:

mysticmisfit89:

Meanwhile, in prehistoric Canada…..

No no, you don’t understand, moose really do get that big. Take it from a Canadian. I’ve seen that bullshit in person. Scary as all heck.

floozys:

the most fucked up thing is that

emma watson

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made

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one of the most

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men inclusive 

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feminist speeches 

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i’ve heard in the longest time, and the result? the result from these men who claim that they would be all for feminism if it weren’t for all “the man hating”? 

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do not be fooled for one fucking second

you can be as kind, calm, attractive and male inclusive as they demand for our voices to matter and the result is the same.

these people do not hate feminism because it “hates men”, these people have historically and to this day hated feminism because it’s purpose will result in the taking away of their power.  

pansiesrosemaryviolence:

"aesthetic" is a very good word, important word. "i love the fifties." no you don’t the fifties kinda TOTALLY SUCKED for many human beings in America. "i love fifties aesthetic" well then, awesome. go you with your bright blocks of color and cute skirts and mini jackets and hair poufs. 

hersheywrites:

cumgirl1:

"im tired of seeing posts about Ferguson" yeah well im tired of white cops killing black people so

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