That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet
when ur alarm goes off on a school day and you just
job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job